. . . except this isn’t a joke:
Lathan Crump, 19, rode his horse Hollywood into the fast-Mexican restaurant in Commerce, 67 miles northeast of Dallas, on Saturday night while friends recorded the escapade on video. (“And yes,” the Dallas Morning News reported helpfully, “he was wearing a cowboy hat.”)
Crump posted the video to Instagram, saying: “Well ole Hollywood was a lil hungry after the rodeo so I road him in to grab a bite.”
Since then, the video has spread to YouTube, where it’s been viewed more than 6,600 times.