Boulevard reviews the latest media coverage of the Oscar-winning Louisville native in our exclusive Jennifer Lawrence Diary™. Today’s news, rated on a scale of 1-5 stars:

Now we know why one of the world’s most eligible women is still single. Harper’s Bazaar put Lawrence on the cover of its latest issue, where the 25-year-old actress says she doesn’t have a stomach for late nights out drinking.

“Ask Emma Stone,” Lawrence tells the monthly glossy. “It was the night we saw Adele in L.A. She just started rubbing my back. She was really sweet. I was like, ‘Get out of here. It’s so gross.'” Add to that party compadre Woody Harrelson. “Woody cut his foot. He stayed over in one of my guest bedrooms, but that’s where I started puking. I broke a candle because I can’t just puke like a normal person — I flay my arms everywhere. And I didn’t clean it up because I’m an asshole. The next day he cut his foot open. I was like, ‘Fuck, am I going to get sued?’ And he’s like, ‘Are you going to ask if I’m okay?'”

This being a special beauty issue, the magazine says Lawrence has been a veritable Dior show on the red carpet — “her most successful looks being, like Lawrence herself, bold and no-frills. Like the red cutout gown she wore to the Golden Globes in January.

“That was my plan-B dress,” Lawrence says. “Plan A was a dress that I couldn’t wear because awards season is synced with my menstrual cycle, and it has been for years.” The red won because “it was loose at the front. And I didn’t have to worry about sucking anything in. The other dress was really tight, and I’m not going to suck in my uterus.”

For sheer candor, we gave this story a rare five out of five stars!

Related: Kentucky jury in 2013 dismisses a marijuana possession charge against Harrelson for planting hemp seeds in a crusade to legalize the plant.